combichrist:

Throat Full Of Glass (Daniel Myer Remix)

This just in.  Guy with unibrow caught for making shitty bomb that doesn’t work and leaving it somewhere with a ton of security camersa.  Oh Noes! teh terrorists!!!11!!!!@!!  Fail.

Sounds painful.

Take that Canada! He told you! Obama told you! Yeah!

Where I can I buy one? Is it ok to wear with my Castro hat?

Well, that was a little upsetting.

Who builds these things? I want my own customized city destroying robot.

So I had the opportunity to stop for some late night White Castle about an hour ago. This is a delicacy generally not available where I live.

The car in front of me had two people in it, an they ordered two drinks, two fries and THIRTY Sliders.

Said order cost over $36, and did not elicit a horrified gasp from the order-taker.

I found the situation deeply disturbing, especially because I am feeling profoundly sick after just two sliders.