In case of emergency, inflate toast.

combichrist: Throat Full Of Glass (Daniel Myer Remix)

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 19:52:19 -0600

Throat Full Of Glass (Daniel Myer Remix)

Photo

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 19:41:45 -0600

This just in. Guy with unibrow caught for making shitty bomb...

Tue, 04 May 2010 13:20:44 -0500

This just in. Guy with unibrow caught for making shitty bomb that doesn’t work and leaving it somewhere with a ton of security camersa. Oh Noes! teh terrorists!!!11!!!!@!! Fail.

Barrel Bob?! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!1!

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:52:07 -0500

Barrel Bob?! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!1!

Imprisoned in a cd case?

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:24:40 -0500

Imprisoned in a cd case?:

Sounds painful.

Take that Canada! He told you! Obama told you! Yeah!

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:04:21 -0500

Take that Canada! He told you! Obama told you! Yeah!

Ooo I want a Kim Jong-Il suit!!

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:37:47 -0500

Ooo I want a Kim Jong-Il suit!!:

Where I can I buy one? Is it ok to wear with my Castro hat?

Well, that was a little upsetting.

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:30:44 -0500

Well, that was a little upsetting.

Who builds these things? I want my own customized city...

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:32:10 -0500

Who builds these things? I want my own customized city destroying robot.

So I had the opportunity to stop for some late night White...

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:41:18 -0500

So I had the opportunity to stop for some late night White Castle about an hour ago. This is a delicacy generally not available where I live.

The car in front of me had two people in it, an they ordered two drinks, two fries and THIRTY Sliders.

Said order cost over $36, and did not elicit a horrified gasp from the order-taker.

I found the situation deeply disturbing, especially because I am feeling profoundly sick after just two sliders.

Gun-toting liberals

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:09:00 -0500

Gun-toting liberals:

Always nice to see other gun enthusiasts that don’t have a case of the right-wing crazies that usually go with gun culture. Also, sigs.

OMG! H4X! The content-aware fill coming in CS5 does your work...

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:49:00 -0500

OMG! H4X! The content-aware fill coming in CS5 does your work for you. Seems like cheating. If you still trust any photo, ever, it may be time to rethink that.

The Taco Bell Litmus Test

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:44:00 -0500

Anyone who frequents Taco Bell’s drive through service knows that order accuracy is a chancy affair. Sometimes everything is dead on; sometimes you drive away with a bag of mystery food.

After doing some first hand research, especially off hours of regular times, I believe I have developed a lithmus test. This is a simple way to gauge what is obscured by a pile of hot sauce packets in the bag in your lap.

Order cinamon twists.

For some reason the cinamon twists are the least reliable order component, often completely MIA from my plastic bag of stoner chow.

The test is simple. If you have your twists, and they are easy to detect even under sauce packets, your order is most like spot on. If you are missing your twists, recheck everything because your tortillas may be full of untold horrors and surprises.

Punkbusted

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:31:00 -0500

Punkbusted:

Wallhack? Really? I hope they had MugMod on too when they knifed him.

Flying Fortress

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:45:00 -0600

1oz Brandy

3/4 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Absinthe

1/2 oz Triple Sec

That is all.

You just don’t ever think you will see a dead beaver wearing a shirt.

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:07:00 -0600

You just don’t ever think you will see a dead beaver wearing a shirt.:

no shit.

Check him for a picture of Sarah Connor

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:22:00 -0600

Check him for a picture of Sarah Connor:

Usually when a car and a person collide, it would be described as the a car hitting a person. Not this time.

Tiger Hug!

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:46:00 -0600

Tiger Hug!

Didn't need a telescope to see this one coming

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:42:00 -0600

Didn't need a telescope to see this one coming:

Shiny new space toys? Nah, let’s just keep flying the shuttle.

I expect to be stuck with 1970s technology for going to space until the private sector gets its act together.

Reaction time test

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:21:00 -0600

Reaction time test:

Well my average time comes out about 260ms, the median for the test is 215ms. This could explain the 12 year olds incessantly killing me in video games.

Of course, I’m still planning to go pro on my xbox controller setup whenever Razer’s controller comes out.